The disappearance of the castles

America sucks a huge cock. There is no history is this damn country. Germany has castles and shit, and i'm envious of every fucking krout kid that can still imagine an adventure in a castle with deep ass magic and shit. You want to know the reason why I really do hate Harry Potter? Because I wish deep down that it was real as fuck, and i'm jealous of every fucking wizard in that book. MudBlood or Death-Eater. I wouldn't give a fuck, just give me a wand.