Monday, June 28, 2010

Isn't it weird

That when we come home, we have solutions for everything...but then we realize that no one will listen to them? If I was anything but a human, I'd be a fucking stick bug on the wall or a jackson chameleon.

The disappearance of the castles

America sucks a huge cock. There is no history is this damn country. Germany has castles and shit, and i'm envious of every fucking krout kid that can still imagine an adventure in a castle with deep ass magic and shit. You want to know the reason why I really do hate Harry Potter? Because I wish deep down that it was real as fuck, and i'm jealous of every fucking wizard in that book. MudBlood or Death-Eater. I wouldn't give a fuck, just give me a wand.

Monday, June 21, 2010

/\/\/\Y/\

Headbone connects to the headphones
Headphones connect to the iPhone
iPhone connected to the internet
Connected to the Google
Connected to the government

frucking anxiety attack

equals diarrhea. bugh.... body get your shit together. literally pull your shit together. gahhh.